The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella, a far-right lawyer and businessman who earned US President Donald Trump's support, on Sunday won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda with a one percent lead. Cepeda told supporters he would challenge results from more than 30,000 voting stations.
The UNHINGED Take
I don't even know what to say anymore. We're living in a simulation and the admins have lost the plot.
The Bottom Line
CHAOS LEVEL 10
I don't even know what to say anymore.
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I don't even know what to say anymore. CHAOS LEVEL 10 https://hypervision.art/news/sg/trump-backed-de-la-espriella-wins-razor-tight #UnhingedWorld
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