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50 years on, an EPA time capsule at the Kennedy Space Center remains a mystery

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:10 pm·Source: NPR National
50 years on, an EPA time capsule at the Kennedy Space Center remains a mystery — United States

The Straight Version

The Environmental Protection Agency buried a time capsule at the Kennedy Space Center in 1976 to be opened 50 years later, but it may not fulfill this promise.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, EPA? You make a big show of burying a time capsule and then just FORGET ABOUT IT? This is a classic case of BUREAUCRATIC FAILURE, where the system just CAN'T EVEN GET IT TOGETHER to follow through on a simple promise. It's a total JOKE.

The Bottom Line

EPIC FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, EPA?

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