The Straight Version
Lionel Messi scored 2 goals in Argentina's game against Austria, breaking the all-time World Cup scoring record with 18 goals
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE REAL DEAL, FOLKS, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE! He's leaving everyone in the dust, and we can't get enough of it! The man's a LEGEND, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem! He's redefining the beautiful game, one goal at a time
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE REAL DEAL, FOLKS, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE!
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MESSI IS THE REAL DEAL, FOLKS, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/us/magnificent-messi-makes-history-breaks-all-time-world #UnhingedWorld
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