🏆 LEGEND

Magnificent Messi makes history, breaks all-time World Cup scoring record

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 7:22 pm·Source: NPR National
Magnificent Messi makes history, breaks all-time World Cup scoring record — United States

The Straight Version

Lionel Messi scored 2 goals in Argentina's game against Austria, breaking the all-time World Cup scoring record with 18 goals

The UNHINGED Take

MESSI IS THE REAL DEAL, FOLKS, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE! He's leaving everyone in the dust, and we can't get enough of it! The man's a LEGEND, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem! He's redefining the beautiful game, one goal at a time

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

MESSI IS THE REAL DEAL, FOLKS, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE!

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