The Straight Version
Belgium and Iran played out a goalless draw in their World Cup match in Los Angeles, with Nathan Ngoy being sent off for a foul on Mehdi Taremi.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK. Taremi's speed was INSANE, but not enough to get the win. Ngoy's mistake was CRUCIAL, and it COST Belgium the win.
The Bottom Line
MIDFIELD MAYHEM / 6
WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK.
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WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK. MIDFIELD MAYHEM / 6 https://
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