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Belgium see red in goalless World Cup draw with Iran in Los Angeles

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ United StatesΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·21 Jun, 9:45 pmΒ·Source: Al Jazeera
Belgium see red in goalless World Cup draw with Iran in Los Angeles β€” United States

The Straight Version

Belgium and Iran played out a goalless draw in their World Cup match in Los Angeles, with Nathan Ngoy being sent off for a foul on Mehdi Taremi.

The UNHINGED Take

WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK. Taremi's speed was INSANE, but not enough to get the win. Ngoy's mistake was CRUCIAL, and it COST Belgium the win.

The Bottom Line

MIDFIELD MAYHEM / 6

WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK.

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WHAT A JOKE, Ngoy gets RED CARDED for taking down Taremi, and that first-half strike gets ruled OFFSIDE - this game was a TOTAL SNOOZE-FEST, but you can't deny the INTENSITY, Iran brought the HEAT, but Belgium's defense was SOLID AS A ROCK. MIDFIELD MAYHEM / 6 https://

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