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China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ United StatesΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·22 Jun, 6:57 amΒ·Source: France 24
China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms β€” United States

The Straight Version

China's commerce ministry has imposed sanctions on 10 US tech companies, blocking them from exporting 'dual-use' items to China.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST PULLED THE EXPORT PLUG ON US TECH GIANTS, and honestly, it's about time someone called out these PEN PUSHERS in the US for their weak game, Beijing is just playing the Pentagon's own restriction card right back at them. This is some next-level ECONOMIC THEATRE, folks, and I am HERE FOR IT. The real question is, what's the US going to do next, TWITTER RANT or actual policy change?

The Bottom Line

ECONOMIC SMACKDOWN / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST PULLED THE EXPORT PLUG ON US TECH GIANTS, and honestly, it's about time someone called out these PEN PUSHERS in the US for their weak game, Beijing is just playing the Pentagon's own restriction card right back at them.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST PULLED THE EXPORT PLUG ON US TECH GIANTS, and honestly, it's about time someone called out these PEN PUSHERS in the US for their weak game, Beijing is just playing the Pentagon's own restriction card right back at them. ECONOMIC SMACKDOWN

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