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Trump's Forest Service says it's fully staffed as fires erupt in the West

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ United StatesΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·22 Jun, 11:20 pmΒ·Source: NPR National
Trump's Forest Service says it's fully staffed as fires erupt in the West β€” United States

The Straight Version

The US Forest Service claims it is fully staffed with seasonal firefighters as summer approaches and wildfires erupt in the West.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Forest Service thinks it's READY for wildfire season? We've seen how this plays out before - UNDERSTAFFED, UNDERPREPARED, and WATCHING IT ALL BURN TO THE GROUND. The government better get its ACT TOGETHER, or we're in for a LONG, SMOKY summer.

The Bottom Line

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Forest Service thinks it's READY for wildfire season?

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