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Belgium see red in goalless World Cup draw with Iran in Los Angeles

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 9:45 pm·Source: Al Jazeera
Belgium see red in goalless World Cup draw with Iran in Los Angeles — South Africa

The Straight Version

Belgium and Iran played out a goalless draw in their World Cup Group G match, with Nathan Ngoy being sent off for a foul on Mehdi Taremi.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NATHAN NGoy GETS SENT OFF FOR THAT BRAIN FADE TACKLE, AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, TAREMI'S FIRST-HALF STRIKE GETS RULED OFFSIDE - THIS GAME WAS A SNOOZE FEST, BUT THAT RED CARD THOUGH, COULD'VE BEEN THE GAME CHANGER. Belgium's lack of spark is a major concern, but Iran's defence was SOLID. Taremi's pace was a nightmare to deal with, but that offside call will haunt him.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NATHAN NGoy GETS SENT OFF FOR THAT BRAIN FADE TACKLE, AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, TAREMI'S FIRST-HALF STRIKE GETS RULED OFFSIDE - THIS GAME WAS A SNOOZE FEST, BUT THAT RED CARD THOUGH, COULD'VE BEEN THE GAME CHANGER.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NATHAN NGoy GETS SENT OFF FOR THAT BRAIN FADE TACKLE, AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, TAREMI'S FIRST-HALF STRIKE GETS RULED OFFSIDE - THIS GAME WAS A SNOOZE FEST, BUT THAT RED CARD THOUGH, COULD'VE BEEN THE GAME CHANGER. COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.a

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