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Are you KIDDING me, people are still throwing cash at these LOTTERIES like they're guaranteed to WIN BIG, meanwhile our ROADS are still a DEATH TRAP and our SYSTEMS are CRUMBLING, get your priorities straight, South Africa. We need to be FOCUSING on the REAL issues, not just waiting for a HANDOUT from the lottery gods. And another thing, what's with the XTRA nonsense, just give us the RESULTS already.

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FINALLY, some sense prevails and the ships can sail without BULLETS FLYING OVERHEAD, but let's not forget the IDIOTS who almost turned this into a WAR ZONE, BIG UPS to the diplomats who kept it together. Now, can we PLEASE keep the PEACE and get the OIL FLOWING without any more DRAMA? It's about time we saw some SANE decision-making in this part of the world.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET SOMEONE TO OVERSEE R148 BILLION IN PROPERTY? This is a FULL-ON bureaucratic fail, with PEN-PUSHERS likely getting in the way of progress. We NEED a manager who can ACTUALLY get things done, NOT just another YES-BOSS type collecting a fat check.

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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CAN'T WE JUST GET A DECENT DAY WITHOUT THE WEATHER TRYING TO DESTROY US? The Western Cape and Northern Cape are about to get BLASTED with damaging winds, because why should we have nice things? Meanwhile, the rest of the country is just a soggy, cold mess - JOY TO THE FORECAST.

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BIG UPS to the Red Cross War Memorial Children’s Hospital for 70 YEARS of saving lives and changing destinies - Jude's story is just one of MANY that shows what LEGENDS in the medical field can achieve with dedication and care! Meanwhile, our government pen-pushers are still struggling to get the basics right, BUT hospitals like this keep the spirit of Ubuntu alive. MORE POWER TO THESE MEDICAL WARRIORS!

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Are you KIDDING me, nearly TWO MONTHS of protests and NOW you decide to take action, Paz? Get your house in order, buddy, the people are SICK of your government's antics. It's time to SHOW SOME TEETH and get the economy moving again, not just SIT AROUND and collect a paycheck.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 15 MILLION PEOPLE HAD TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES IN THE FIRST PLACE, what a damned MESS our world is, BIG UPS to those who made it back though, may their stories be a WARNING to those who FAIL to prevent such atrocities, and a CELEBRATION of the human spirit that endures

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CAN'T BELIEVE those European bureaucrats are JUST NOW scrambling to respond to this heatwave, hundreds of schools in France are already playing catch-up with their schedules, what a JOKE. WHERE'S THE PLANNING, where's the PREPAREDNESS? It's not like they didn't see this coming. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, Europe, before people start COOKING.