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News24 | Hormuz ship traffic climbs after war deal: trackers

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News24 | Hormuz ship traffic climbs after war deal: trackers — South Africa

The Straight Version

Shipping traffic through the Strait of Hormuz has increased to its busiest level in two months following a deal to halt the US-Iran war.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some sense prevails and the ships can sail without BULLETS FLYING OVERHEAD, but let's not forget the IDIOTS who almost turned this into a WAR ZONE, BIG UPS to the diplomats who kept it together. Now, can we PLEASE keep the PEACE and get the OIL FLOWING without any more DRAMA? It's about time we saw some SANE decision-making in this part of the world.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10

FINALLY, some sense prevails and the ships can sail without BULLETS FLYING OVERHEAD, but let's not forget the IDIOTS who almost turned this into a WAR ZONE, BIG UPS to the diplomats who kept it together.

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FINALLY, some sense prevails and the ships can sail without BULLETS FLYING OVERHEAD, but let's not forget the IDIOTS who almost turned this into a WAR ZONE, BIG UPS to the diplomats who kept it together. LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/za/news24-h

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