The Straight Version
The South African government is close to hiring a manager for its R148 billion property portfolio as part of plans to establish a state-owned company to oversee its assets.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET SOMEONE TO OVERSEE R148 BILLION IN PROPERTY? This is a FULL-ON bureaucratic fail, with PEN-PUSHERS likely getting in the way of progress. We NEED a manager who can ACTUALLY get things done, NOT just another YES-BOSS type collecting a fat check.
The Bottom Line
PATHETICALLY SLOW / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET SOMEONE TO OVERSEE R148 BILLION IN PROPERTY?
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