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News24 | Govt close to hiring manager for R148bn property portfolio

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24
News24 | Govt close to hiring manager for R148bn property portfolio — South Africa

The Straight Version

The South African government is close to hiring a manager for its R148 billion property portfolio as part of plans to establish a state-owned company to oversee its assets.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET SOMEONE TO OVERSEE R148 BILLION IN PROPERTY? This is a FULL-ON bureaucratic fail, with PEN-PUSHERS likely getting in the way of progress. We NEED a manager who can ACTUALLY get things done, NOT just another YES-BOSS type collecting a fat check.

The Bottom Line

PATHETICALLY SLOW / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET SOMEONE TO OVERSEE R148 BILLION IN PROPERTY?

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