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News24 | Saturday’s weather: Wet, cold for most of SA; strong winds in Western Cape, Northern Cape

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News24 | Saturday’s weather: Wet, cold for most of SA; strong winds in Western Cape, Northern Cape — South Africa

The Straight Version

South Africa is expected to experience cold and wet conditions in most parts of the country, with strong winds forecast for the Western Cape and Northern Cape.

The UNHINGED Take

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CAN'T WE JUST GET A DECENT DAY WITHOUT THE WEATHER TRYING TO DESTROY US? The Western Cape and Northern Cape are about to get BLASTED with damaging winds, because why should we have nice things? Meanwhile, the rest of the country is just a soggy, cold mess - JOY TO THE FORECAST.

The Bottom Line

WET AND WILD / 10

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CAN'T WE JUST GET A DECENT DAY WITHOUT THE WEATHER TRYING TO DESTROY US?

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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CAN'T WE JUST GET A DECENT DAY WITHOUT THE WEATHER TRYING TO DESTROY US? WET AND WILD / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/za/news24-saturdays-weather-wet-cold-for-most-of #UnhingedWorld

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