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Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades — South Africa

The Straight Version

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz declared a state of emergency to deploy the military and clear anti-government road blockades that have paralysed the economy for nearly two months.

The UNHINGED Take

Are you KIDDING me, nearly TWO MONTHS of protests and NOW you decide to take action, Paz? Get your house in order, buddy, the people are SICK of your government's antics. It's time to SHOW SOME TEETH and get the economy moving again, not just SIT AROUND and collect a paycheck.

The Bottom Line

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE / 2

Are you KIDDING me, nearly TWO MONTHS of protests and NOW you decide to take action, Paz?

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

Are you KIDDING me, nearly TWO MONTHS of protests and NOW you decide to take action, Paz? TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE / 2 https://hypervision.art/news/za/bolivian-president-paz-declares-state-of-emergency-over #UnhingedWorld

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