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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — South Africa

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE HELD HOSTAGE BY TRUMP'S PUPPETS OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE WITH CEPEDA, the fate of their peace process HANGS IN THE BALANCE, and let's be real, the world is WATCHING WITH BATED BREATH, because the LAST thing we need is another YES MAN to the US in power.

The Bottom Line

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IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE HELD HOSTAGE BY TRUMP'S PUPPETS OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE WITH CEPEDA, the fate of their peace process HANGS IN THE BALANCE, and let's be real, the world is WATCHING WITH BATED BREATH, because the LAST thing we need is another YES MAN to the US in power.

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IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE HELD HOSTAGE BY TRUMP'S PUPPETS OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE WITH CEPEDA, the fate of their peace process HANGS IN THE BALANCE, and let's be real, the world is WATCHING WITH BATED BREATH, because the LAST thing we n

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