The Straight Version
A US-backed lawyer with no prior public office experience has won Colombia's presidential runoff with a narrow margin, promising to crack down on drug-running guerrilla groups.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, COLOMBIA JUST ELECTED A TOTAL WILD CARD WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE, THIS GUY'S PROMISING TO DECLARE WAR ON DRUG CARTELS, BUT WHAT'S THE REAL PLAN, OR IS IT JUST MORE EMPTY PROMISES? Colombia's in for a WILD RIDE, buckle up. This 'Tiger' better have some serious claws to take on the guerrilla groups.
The Bottom Line
WILD CARD / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, COLOMBIA JUST ELECTED A TOTAL WILD CARD WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE, THIS GUY'S PROMISING TO DECLARE WAR ON DRUG CARTELS, BUT WHAT'S THE REAL PLAN, OR IS IT JUST MORE EMPTY PROMISES?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, COLOMBIA JUST ELECTED A TOTAL WILD CARD WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE, THIS GUY'S PROMISING TO DECLARE WAR ON DRUG CARTELS, BUT WHAT'S THE REAL PLAN, OR IS IT JUST MORE EMPTY PROMISES? WILD CARD / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/za/news24-trump-endorsed-tige
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