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News24 | Tuesday’s weather: Showers in some provinces, morning fog, cool conditions elsewhere

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 4:34 pm·Source: News24
News24 | Tuesday’s weather: Showers in some provinces, morning fog, cool conditions elsewhere — South Africa

The Straight Version

The South African Weather Service has forecast isolated showers for parts of the Northern Cape, Western Cape, Eastern Cape, and the Free State, along with morning fog and cool conditions elsewhere.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some relief from the heat, but let's be real, our weather service better get it RIGHT for once, NO MORE inaccurate forecasts, we need to KNOW what's coming, and FAST. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is just over here waiting for the sun to come back out, because, let's face it, WHO doesn't love a good sunny day in SA? The morning fog better not cause any CHAOS on our roads, we don't need any more EXCUSES for our drivers to be even more RECKLESS.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY FORECAST / 10

FINALLY, some relief from the heat, but let's be real, our weather service better get it RIGHT for once, NO MORE inaccurate forecasts, we need to KNOW what's coming, and FAST.

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FINALLY, some relief from the heat, but let's be real, our weather service better get it RIGHT for once, NO MORE inaccurate forecasts, we need to KNOW what's coming, and FAST. LEGENDARY FORECAST / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/za/news24-tuesdays-weather-showers-in-so

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