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Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:15 am·Source: France 24
Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election — South Africa

The Straight Version

Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate winning in Colombia? This is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, a far-right lawyer and businessman with a shady backing, and the opposition is already crying foul. The fact that Cepeda is challenging results from over 30,000 voting stations should tell you all you need to know about the SHADINESS of this election.

The Bottom Line

SHADY / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate winning in Colombia?

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