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Argentina’s record against next World Cup 2026 opponent Austria

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 9:19 pm·Source: Buenos Aires Times
Argentina’s record against next World Cup 2026 opponent Austria — Argentina

The Straight Version

Argentina's national team, led by Lionel Scaloni, is set to face Austria in the group stage of the World Cup 2026, with the teams having met only twice before, resulting in one win for Argentina and one draw.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY, Argentina is going to TAKE DOWN Austria and secure that spot in the Round of 32, NO MERCY, NO EXCUSES, we're talking about the pride of our nation here, and Scaloni's side is READY TO RUMBLE, bring it on, Austria, YOU'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE!

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY, Argentina is going to TAKE DOWN Austria and secure that spot in the Round of 32, NO MERCY, NO EXCUSES, we're talking about the pride of our nation here, and Scaloni's side is READY TO RUMBLE, bring it on, Austria, YOU'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE!

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IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY, Argentina is going to TAKE DOWN Austria and secure that spot in the Round of 32, NO MERCY, NO EXCUSES, we're talking about the pride of our nation here, and Scaloni's side is READY TO RUMBLE, bring it on, Austria, YOU'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

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