The Straight Version
Argentina defeated Austria 2-0 with two goals from skipper Messi, securing their place in the knock-out round.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, ripping Austria apart with TWO GOALS and sending Argentina into the LAST 32 - what a LEGEND! The Albiceleste are ON FIRE and no one can stop them now! This is what WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, pure CHAOS on the pitch and MESSI leading the charge!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, ripping Austria apart with TWO GOALS and sending Argentina into the LAST 32 - what a LEGEND!
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MESSI IS THE KING, ripping Austria apart with TWO GOALS and sending Argentina into the LAST 32 - what a LEGEND! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ar/messi-makes-world-cup-history-to-send-argentina #UnhingedWorld
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