The Straight Version
Argentina's captain Lionel Messi scored both goals in a 2-0 victory over Austria
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS A FREAKING GENIUS, TWO GOALS AND THE WIN, WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR? He's carrying the team on his back and still managing to make it look easy, GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE AWARDS. We're talking LEGEND STATUS, people, and he's still hungry for more, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS A FREAKING GENIUS, TWO GOALS AND THE WIN, WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?
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