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America's Split Economy: The Boom and the Worker

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:20 pm·Source: Rio Times
America's Split Economy: The Boom and the Worker — Brazil

The Straight Version

AbbVie has agreed to buy Apogee Therapeutics for US$10.9 billion, funded with debt, in a deal that represents a 49 percent premium over Apogee's June 18 close.

The UNHINGED Take

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A STATEMENT, FOLKS - a massive US$10.9 billion deal that's all about LONG-TERM GAINS, not just some quick cash grab. The fact that it's funded with debt just shows how SERIOUS AbbVie is about making this work. Meanwhile, the little guys are still fighting for scraps, BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES, RIGHT? It's all about WHO'S GOT THE POWER, and right now, it's AbbVie.

The Bottom Line

CORPORATE POWER MOVE / 10

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A STATEMENT, FOLKS - a massive US$10.9 billion deal that's all about LONG-TERM GAINS, not just some quick cash grab.

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