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China's Rare-Earth Lever: Retaliation as Industrial Policy

šŸ‡§šŸ‡· BrazilĀ·The UNHINGED DeskĀ·22 Jun, 9:20 pmĀ·Source: Rio Times
China's Rare-Earth Lever: Retaliation as Industrial Policy — Brazil

The Straight Version

China added 10 US firms, including MP Materials and USA Rare Earth, to its export-control list in retaliation for US efforts to break China's rare-earth grip.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST CALLED OUT THE US WITH THIS MOVE, TAKING AIM AT THE VERY COMPANIES WASHINGTON FUNDED TO BREAK FREE FROM THEIR RARE-EARTH STRANGLEHOLD! This is INDUSTRIAL POLICY AS WARFARE, folks, and it's about to get REAL. The US thought they could just FUND THEIR WAY OUT of dependence, but China's got other plans.

The Bottom Line

CHECKMATE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST CALLED OUT THE US WITH THIS MOVE, TAKING AIM AT THE VERY COMPANIES WASHINGTON FUNDED TO BREAK FREE FROM THEIR RARE-EARTH STRANGLEHOLD!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CHINA JUST CALLED OUT THE US WITH THIS MOVE, TAKING AIM AT THE VERY COMPANIES WASHINGTON FUNDED TO BREAK FREE FROM THEIR RARE-EARTH STRANGLEHOLD! CHECKMATE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/br/chinas-rare-earth-lever-retaliation-as-industrial-policy

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