The Straight Version
Nigerian fintech OPay is preparing a US listing that could value it at $4 billion, in what would be the largest tech IPO ever from Nigeria.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT IS THIS, A JOKE? A $4 BILLION LISTING OUT OF LAGOS? THIS IS THE KIND OF DISRUPTIVE, IN-YOUR-FACE SUCCESS WE LOVE TO SEE, especially when it's making all the bureaucratic RED TAPE look like the outdated, SLOW-MOVING mess it is! OPay is about to MAKE SOME NOISE and we're HERE. FOR. IT.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
WHAT IS THIS, A JOKE?
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WHAT IS THIS, A JOKE? ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/br/opay-lines-up-a-4-billion-us-listing #UnhingedWorld
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