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Abelardo de la Espriella won Colombia's presidential runoff, narrowly beating Ivan Cepeda. Markets like the pro-business shift, but a tight budget awaits. The post De la Espriella Wins Colombia Election, Markets Cheer a Fiscal Squeeze appeared first on The Rio Times .
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