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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Brazil

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda, affecting the country's peace process and ties with Washington.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA WILL CHOOSE MORE OF THE SAME OLD POLITICAL THEATRE OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE, and let's be real, the fact that a Trump-backed candidate is in the running is a RED FLAG, BUT Ivan Cepeda is bringing the HEAT with his leftist policies, THIS IS GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE.

The Bottom Line

HIGH STAKES / 10

IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA WILL CHOOSE MORE OF THE SAME OLD POLITICAL THEATRE OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE, and let's be real, the fact that a Trump-backed candidate is in the running is a RED FLAG, BUT Ivan Cepeda is bringing the HEAT with his leftist policies, THIS IS GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE.

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IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA WILL CHOOSE MORE OF THE SAME OLD POLITICAL THEATRE OR TAKE A CHANCE ON REAL CHANGE, and let's be real, the fact that a Trump-backed candidate is in the running is a RED FLAG, BUT Ivan Cepeda is bringing the HEAT with his leftist policies, TH

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