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China signals openness to Colombia’s Trump-backed president-elect despite US tilt

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:52 pm·Source: SCMP
China signals openness to Colombia’s Trump-backed president-elect despite US tilt — China

The Straight Version

China has congratulated Colombia on its presidential election and expressed willingness to work with the incoming government of president-elect Abelardo de la Espriella

The UNHINGED Take

Beijing's got its eyes on Colombia and they're OPEN FOR BUSINESS, no matter how dodgy the new prez seems - let's see if they can navigate this MESSY US-backed politician without getting burned. China's playing it cool, but we know they're WATCHING EVERY MOVE, waiting for the perfect moment to STRIKE UP A DEAL. Meanwhile, the US is probably FUMING, thinking they've got Colombia in their pocket

The Bottom Line

CALCULATED MOVE / 10

Beijing's got its eyes on Colombia and they're OPEN FOR BUSINESS, no matter how dodgy the new prez seems - let's see if they can navigate this MESSY US-backed politician without getting burned.

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Beijing's got its eyes on Colombia and they're OPEN FOR BUSINESS, no matter how dodgy the new prez seems - let's see if they can navigate this MESSY US-backed politician without getting burned. CALCULATED MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/china-signals-openness

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