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Mexican president seeks to restart oil shipments to Cuba as island’s crises deepen

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 5:57 pm·Source: SCMP
Mexican president seeks to restart oil shipments to Cuba as island’s crises deepen — China

The Straight Version

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum announced plans to restart oil shipments to Cuba through commercial and private firms to help alleviate the island's deepening crises.

The UNHINGED Take

Cuba's getting ROBBED of its basic needs thanks to SOMEONE'S (cough, US, cough) BULLY TACTICS, and now Mexico's stepping up to SAVE THE DAY with some much-needed oil shipments - ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SHOWED SOME HEART, but let's see if the fat cats in power actually FOLLOW THROUGH. Meanwhile, Venezuela's still REELING from the US's ATTACKS, and it's a WONDER anyone's still standing. Cuba, you deserve BETTER, and hopefully Mexico's move will be the START of something GOOD.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

Cuba's getting ROBBED of its basic needs thanks to SOMEONE'S (cough, US, cough) BULLY TACTICS, and now Mexico's stepping up to SAVE THE DAY with some much-needed oil shipments - ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SHOWED SOME HEART, but let's see if the fat cats in power actually FOLLOW THROUGH.

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Cuba's getting ROBBED of its basic needs thanks to SOMEONE'S (cough, US, cough) BULLY TACTICS, and now Mexico's stepping up to SAVE THE DAY with some much-needed oil shipments - ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SHOWED SOME HEART, but let's see if the fat cats in power actually FOLLOW

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