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China zoo offers US$15,000 annual salary for bear costume performer with strict silence clause

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:01 am·Source: SCMP
China zoo offers US$15,000 annual salary for bear costume performer with strict silence clause — China

The Straight Version

A zoo in central China is offering an annual salary of 100,000 yuan (US$15,000) for someone to wear a black bear costume and interact with visitors.

The UNHINGED Take

WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city. The silence clause is just the CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS ABSURDITY. IT'S A BEAR NECESSITY TO QUESTION THE ZOO'S PRIORITIES.

The Bottom Line

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WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city.

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WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city. LEGENDARY MOVE / 1

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