The Straight Version
A zoo in central China is offering an annual salary of 100,000 yuan (US$15,000) for someone to wear a black bear costume and interact with visitors.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city. The silence clause is just the CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS ABSURDITY. IT'S A BEAR NECESSITY TO QUESTION THE ZOO'S PRIORITIES.
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY MOVE / 10
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC HR PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA - paying someone to ROAM AROUND IN A BEAR COSTUME ALL DAY, likely melting in the Chinese summer, FOR A MERE 100,000 YUAN, which is barely enough to afford a decent apartment in a major city. LEGENDARY MOVE / 1
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