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North Korea’s Kim says ‘defeated’ Japan transforming into a ‘war state’

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:40 am·Source: SCMP
North Korea’s Kim says ‘defeated’ Japan transforming into a ‘war state’ — China

The Straight Version

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un criticized Japan for transforming into a 'war state' in a speech during a three-day meeting, according to the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA).

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Jong-un is CALLING OUT Japan's attempts to rearm and it's about time someone did, because let's be real, Japan's been trying to shake off its pacifist constitution for years. The fact that Kim is using this as a way to take a jab at Japan is just PEAK political theatre. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here watching two of the most notorious PEN-PUSHING, BUREAUCRATIC regimes in the world duke it out with words.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY CALL-OUT / 10

Kim Jong-un is CALLING OUT Japan's attempts to rearm and it's about time someone did, because let's be real, Japan's been trying to shake off its pacifist constitution for years.

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Kim Jong-un is CALLING OUT Japan's attempts to rearm and it's about time someone did, because let's be real, Japan's been trying to shake off its pacifist constitution for years. LEGENDARY CALL-OUT / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/north-koreas-kim-says-defeated-jap

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