The Straight Version
John Alite, a former mob hitman and current New Jersey councillor, was arrested on extortion and loan sharking charges
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this guy goes from HITMAN to councillor and thinks he can just DIP BACK INTO THE LIFE? Newsflash: you can't just WASH AWAY a history of violence and extortion with a fancy title and a smile. Alite's return to his old ways is a SLAP IN THE FACE to the people who trusted him, and he needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this guy goes from HITMAN to councillor and thinks he can just DIP BACK INTO THE LIFE?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this guy goes from HITMAN to councillor and thinks he can just DIP BACK INTO THE LIFE? COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/former-gotti-hitman-turned-new-jersey-councillor-has #UnhingedWorld
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