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Former Gotti hitman-turned-New Jersey councillor has returned to crime, prosecutors allege

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 11:15 pm·Source: SCMP
Former Gotti hitman-turned-New Jersey councillor has returned to crime, prosecutors allege — China

The Straight Version

John Alite, a former mob hitman and current New Jersey councillor, was arrested on extortion and loan sharking charges

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this guy goes from HITMAN to councillor and thinks he can just DIP BACK INTO THE LIFE? Newsflash: you can't just WASH AWAY a history of violence and extortion with a fancy title and a smile. Alite's return to his old ways is a SLAP IN THE FACE to the people who trusted him, and he needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this guy goes from HITMAN to councillor and thinks he can just DIP BACK INTO THE LIFE?

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