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Starmer resigns, making way for UK’s seventh prime minister in a decade

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 8:38 am·Source: SCMP
Starmer resigns, making way for UK’s seventh prime minister in a decade — China

The Straight Version

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced his resignation as Labour Party leader due to intense party pressure and plummeting popularity.

The UNHINGED Take

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, the UK's political scene is a JOKE, with SEVENTH prime ministers in a decade, what a BUREAUCRATIC CIRCUS, can't even keep a leader for more than a hot second. Starmer's emotional speech was just the CHERRY ON TOP of this politcal THEATRE. UK politics is a never-ending SOAP OPERA, and we're HERE. FOR. IT.

The Bottom Line

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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, the UK's political scene is a JOKE, with SEVENTH prime ministers in a decade, what a BUREAUCRATIC CIRCUS, can't even keep a leader for more than a hot second.

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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, the UK's political scene is a JOKE, with SEVENTH prime ministers in a decade, what a BUREAUCRATIC CIRCUS, can't even keep a leader for more than a hot second. COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/starmer-resigns-making-way-for-uks-sev

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