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12 cities on red heat alert today, 15 Tuesday, and 16 Wednesday

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:10 pm·Source: ANSA (EN)
12 cities on red heat alert today, 15 Tuesday, and 16 Wednesday — Italy

The Straight Version

Multiple Italian cities are under red heat alerts, with all major cities affected today, and additional cities like Venice, Viterbo, and Ancona to be affected on Tuesday, and Latina on Wednesday.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ITALY IS LITERALLY MELTING DOWN AND OUR LEADERS ARE STILL TOO BUSY PLAYING POLITICS TO EVEN TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, LET ALONE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! All major cities are getting COOKED today and it's only getting WORSE. When will we see some REAL action, not just empty promises and photo ops?

The Bottom Line

SCORCHING HOT / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ITALY IS LITERALLY MELTING DOWN AND OUR LEADERS ARE STILL TOO BUSY PLAYING POLITICS TO EVEN TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, LET ALONE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ITALY IS LITERALLY MELTING DOWN AND OUR LEADERS ARE STILL TOO BUSY PLAYING POLITICS TO EVEN TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, LET ALONE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! SCORCHING HOT / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/it/12-cities-on-red-heat-alert-today-15

That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

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