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Giovanni Malagò elected new Italian soccer fed chief

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:22 pm·Source: ANSA (EN)
Giovanni Malagò elected new Italian soccer fed chief — Italy

The Straight Version

Giovanni Malagò has been elected as the new chief of the Italian soccer federation, tasked with reviving the game after the country's World Cup qualification failure.

The UNHINGED Take

Malagò's got a MONUMENTAL task ahead of him, picking up the pieces of Italy's shattered soccer dreams after that WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION DEBACLE - can he bring the AZZURRI back to their former glory? The whole nation is WATCHING, and we're not in the mood for EXCUSES. It's time for ACTION, not just empty promises from a suit in a boardroom.

The Bottom Line

TO BE DECIDED / 10

Malagò's got a MONUMENTAL task ahead of him, picking up the pieces of Italy's shattered soccer dreams after that WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION DEBACLE - can he bring the AZZURRI back to their former glory?

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Malagò's got a MONUMENTAL task ahead of him, picking up the pieces of Italy's shattered soccer dreams after that WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION DEBACLE - can he bring the AZZURRI back to their former glory? TO BE DECIDED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/it/giovanni-malag-ele

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