🤬 RAGE

Distracted walkers in Japan are a real safety risk. My mother knows firsthand.

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Japan Times
Distracted walkers in Japan are a real safety risk. My mother knows firsthand. — Japan

The Straight Version

Distracted walking while using smartphones, known as aruki-sumoho, remains a widespread safety risk in Japan despite years of awareness campaigns.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PEOPLE STILL CAN'T WALK WITHOUT STARRING AT THEIR SCREENS? It's like they're BEGGING to get smashed by a car or train. Japan, get your act together and SORT OUT THESE ZOMBIE WALKERS before it's too late!

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PEOPLE STILL CAN'T WALK WITHOUT STARRING AT THEIR SCREENS?

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