The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! This legend is redefining what's possible on the pitch, leaving all else in his dust. The world is watching, and WE ARE HYPED! The records are MELTING like ice cream in a Tokyo summer
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
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MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/jp/messi-becomes-the-world-cups-all-time-top #UnhingedWorld
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