The Straight Version
Six individuals have been detained for allegedly attempting to smuggle gold worth over 1 million yen from China, concealed in life-size dolls.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, using life-size dolls to smuggle gold? That's some next-level CRAZY, but I guess you could say they got DOLLED UP in their own scam. These wannabe smugglers thought they were above the law, but NOPE, they got caught red-handed. Time to face the music, you gold-hoarding, doll-wielding DISASTERS!
The Bottom Line
EPIC FAIL / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, using life-size dolls to smuggle gold?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, using life-size dolls to smuggle gold? EPIC FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/jp/six-held-for-alleged-gold-smuggling-attempt-from #UnhingedWorld
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