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SpaceX readies its $20 billion bond debut to fund AI ambition

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SpaceX readies its $20 billion bond debut to fund AI ambition โ€” Japan

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Much of what the company offers investors now is hope about future profitability, but for bond buyers, that may be a harder sale.

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