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The victory grants the governor another four-year term and makes him the first Ekiti governor to successfully secure consecutive re-election in a state where incumbents have often struggled to retain power. The post #EkitiDecides2026: Oyebanji secures second term, defies Ekiti’s history of unseating incumbents appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .
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