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Kogi intercepts illegal arms, arrests suspects

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 4:44 pm·Source: Premium Times
Kogi intercepts illegal arms, arrests suspects — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Kogi state government intercepted an illegal arms consignment and arrested suspects in a recent operation.

The UNHINGED Take

BIG UPS to the Kogi government for actually DOING THEIR JOB and catching these armed goons, but let's not get it twisted, there's still a LONG way to go in cleaning up the MESS that is Nigeria's security situation. We need MORE of this and LESS of the usual bureaucratic BS. The fact that illegal arms are even being transported around is a SIGN OF SYSTEMIC FAILURE, but hey, at least they got caught this time. Now let's see if the perpetrators actually get prosecuted.

The Bottom Line

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BIG UPS to the Kogi government for actually DOING THEIR JOB and catching these armed goons, but let's not get it twisted, there's still a LONG way to go in cleaning up the MESS that is Nigeria's security situation.

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BIG UPS to the Kogi government for actually DOING THEIR JOB and catching these armed goons, but let's not get it twisted, there's still a LONG way to go in cleaning up the MESS that is Nigeria's security situation. LEGENDARY MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/ko

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