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Troops repel attack, rescue abductees in Sokoto, Katsina

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 4:30 pm·Source: Premium Times
Troops repel attack, rescue abductees in Sokoto, Katsina — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Troops of the Joint Task Force North-West repelled a terrorist attack and rescued abducted civilians in Sokoto and Katsina.

The UNHINGED Take

BIG UPS to our troops for SHOWING UP and SHOWING OUT, rescuing those abductees and giving those terrorists a RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! It's about time we see some ACTION and RESULTS from our security forces, instead of just TALK and PROMISES. Now let's KEEP THE PRESSURE ON and FINISH THE JOB!

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY / 10

BIG UPS to our troops for SHOWING UP and SHOWING OUT, rescuing those abductees and giving those terrorists a RUN FOR THEIR MONEY!

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BIG UPS to our troops for SHOWING UP and SHOWING OUT, rescuing those abductees and giving those terrorists a RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! LEGENDARY / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/troops-repel-attack-rescue-abductees-in-sokoto-katsina #UnhingedWorld

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