The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
Are you KIDDING me, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, and now the opposition is crying foul, CHALLENGING RESULTS FROM OVER 30,000 VOTING STATIONS, this is about to get MESSY, and I am HERE. FOR. IT.
The Bottom Line
WILD RIDE / 10
Are you KIDDING me, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, and now the opposition is crying foul, CHALLENGING RESULTS FROM OVER 30,000 VOTING STATIONS, this is about to get MESSY, and I am HERE.
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Are you KIDDING me, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, and now the opposition is crying foul, CHALLENGING RESULTS FROM OVER 30,000 VOTING STATIONS, this is about to get MESSY, and I am HERE. WILD RIDE
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