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World Cup: Cape Verde in dreamland after impressive 2-2 draw against Uruguay

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World Cup: Cape Verde in dreamland after impressive 2-2 draw against Uruguay β€” Nigeria

The Straight Version

Cape Verde drew 2-2 with Uruguay in a World Cup match, securing a valuable point

The UNHINGED Take

WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY CAPE VERDE, THEY CAME AT URUGUAY WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLY AND GOT A WELL-DESERVED DRAW, THESE AFRICAN DEBUTANTS ARE MAKING WAVES, WHILE URUGUAY'S OLD GUARD LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY DRAW / 10

WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY CAPE VERDE, THEY CAME AT URUGUAY WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLY AND GOT A WELL-DESERVED DRAW, THESE AFRICAN DEBUTANTS ARE MAKING WAVES, WHILE URUGUAY'S OLD GUARD LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS

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WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY CAPE VERDE, THEY CAME AT URUGUAY WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLY AND GOT A WELL-DESERVED DRAW, THESE AFRICAN DEBUTANTS ARE MAKING WAVES, WHILE URUGUAY'S OLD GUARD LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS LEGENDARY DRAW / 10 https://hypervisio

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