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Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades — Netherlands

The Straight Version

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz has declared a state of emergency to address anti-government blockades that have paralysed the economy for nearly two months.

The UNHINGED Take

CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PROTESTS HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS, it's time for some SERIOUS ACTION to get the economy moving again, Paz is finally stepping up to CLEAR THOSE BLOCKADES and restore order. The people of Bolivia deserve better than to be held hostage by these protests. IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS DONE, NOT JUST TALK ABOUT IT.

The Bottom Line

JUSTIFIED / 10

CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PROTESTS HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS, it's time for some SERIOUS ACTION to get the economy moving again, Paz is finally stepping up to CLEAR THOSE BLOCKADES and restore order.

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CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PROTESTS HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS, it's time for some SERIOUS ACTION to get the economy moving again, Paz is finally stepping up to CLEAR THOSE BLOCKADES and restore order. JUSTIFIED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nl/bolivian-pres

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