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Sheikh Haikel's chicken rice shop to reopen at Bussorah Street after previous landlord gave him a month to move out

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 3:32 am·Source: CNA
Sheikh Haikel's chicken rice shop to reopen at Bussorah Street after previous landlord gave him a month to move out — Singapore

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“We didn’t understand why we were put in that position,” lamented Sheikh Haikel's wife, Anna Belle Francis. “I had to beg [the landlord to allow us to stay] for one more month.”

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