The Straight Version
The Cape Town edition of the Luxe People’s Choice Awards received 30,000 votes from diners, with cafés and comfort food being the top priorities.
The UNHINGED Take
CAPE TOWN, YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE NOW - cafés and comfort food all the way, because let's be real, WHO NEEDS FANCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DECENT CUPPA AND A BLOODY GOOD BURGER? The people have spoken, and I am HERE. FOR. IT. This is what I call a LEGITIMATE use of 30,000 votes, not like those useless municipal elections.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
CAPE TOWN, YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE NOW - cafés and comfort food all the way, because let's be real, WHO NEEDS FANCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DECENT CUPPA AND A BLOODY GOOD BURGER?
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CAPE TOWN, YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE NOW - cafés and comfort food all the way, because let's be real, WHO NEEDS FANCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DECENT CUPPA AND A BLOODY GOOD BURGER? ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/za/news24-30-000-cape-town-diners-voted-
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