The Straight Version
The first round of US-Iran talks has ended with mediators reporting encouraging progress towards a final deal within 60 days.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THESE TWO TALKING, NOW LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT THE BUREAUCRATS SCREWING IT UP! The world is watching, and we're all SICK of the pointless drama. Can they PLEASE just put their differences aside and make some REAL progress for once?
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY START / 10
IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THESE TWO TALKING, NOW LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT THE BUREAUCRATS SCREWING IT UP!
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IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THESE TWO TALKING, NOW LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT THE BUREAUCRATS SCREWING IT UP! LEGENDARY START / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ar/first-round-of-us-iran-talks-ends-with #UnhingedWorld
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