The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a whisker, and now the opposition is crying foul over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY, FOLKS, as the losing side claims the election was COOKED, and I'm not saying they're wrong, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST CHALLENGE RESULTS WITHOUT SOLID PROOF, Ivan Cepeda needs to bring the heat or shut up, this isn't a game of political theatre, IT'S THE FUTURE OF COLOMBIA AT STAKE.
The Bottom Line
SHADY / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a whisker, and now the opposition is crying foul over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY, FOLKS, as the losing side claims the election was COOKED, and I'm not saying they're wrong, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST CHALLENGE RESULTS WITHOUT SOLID PROOF, Ivan Cepeda needs to bring the heat or shut up, this isn't a game of political theatre, IT'S THE FUTURE OF COLOMBIA AT STAKE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a whisker, and now the opposition is crying foul over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY, FOLKS, as the losing side claims the election was COOKED, and I'm not
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