The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE A DEMIGOD FROM ANOTHER PLANET, LEAVING ALL OTHERS IN HIS DUST! This legend just keeps smashing records and we can't get enough of it! The GOAT debate is OVER, folks, and if you're still arguing, YOU'RE JUST WRONG!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE A DEMIGOD FROM ANOTHER PLANET, LEAVING ALL OTHERS IN HIS DUST!
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