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Flood, windstorm destroy farms, shops in Ebonyi communities

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 3:01 pm·Source: Premium Times
Flood, windstorm destroy farms, shops in Ebonyi communities — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Floods and windstorms have destroyed farms and shops in Ebonyi communities, washing away crops like yams, cassava, and maize.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Ebonyi communities just got SLAMMED by floods and windstorms, and now farmers are left with NOTHING - NO CROPS, NO SHOPS, NO NOTHING! This is what happens when you have a system that CAN'T EVEN PROTECT ITS OWN PEOPLE FROM NATURAL DISASTERS. It's a COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE, and someone needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

The Bottom Line

EPIC FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Ebonyi communities just got SLAMMED by floods and windstorms, and now farmers are left with NOTHING - NO CROPS, NO SHOPS, NO NOTHING!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Ebonyi communities just got SLAMMED by floods and windstorms, and now farmers are left with NOTHING - NO CROPS, NO SHOPS, NO NOTHING! EPIC FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/flood-windstorm-destroy-farms-shops-in-ebonyi-communities #UnhingedW

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